get your free Little Altar Boy here:
https://www.soundtoys.com/sxsw2015/&rc=386-3419-558
check out the video here:
soundtoys plugins are top class imo. as close to hardware as you’ll get in the box.
fair enough ; ) … but you’re missing out … as you can see from this audio demo of an essential life skill tutorial - effected by Little AlterBoy ; )
https://soundcloud.com/little-alterboy/little-alterboy-how-to-poo