Ace art / shit music

Flipping the other thread on its head, which records have great artwork but the music stinks?

I’ll start:

Nearly anything Pen & Pixel ever worked on

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Your definition of ace art is clearly very different to mine! :rofl:

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It’s imaginative bordering on surreal. A touch of Magritte to it.

Show us what you think is ace then!

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It’s probably because I’m old. Carry on :slight_smile:

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I will have to think of anything that fits the criteria. I think the problem is I usually overlook album art for good music but not the opposite. I do remember a trip to the thrift shop back in the stone age where you would physically dig through record bins looking for stuff to sample, and I could only really chose based on album art, where I found some really out there covers for really bland music from the 1960’s-70s. Unfortunately I have since divested myself of those relics.

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Vs

Sorry, not seeing it…

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Depending on your taste in classic prog rock, YES album covers are among the best around IMO. :smiley:

Roger Dean is absolutely brilliant!

He also did most of the box art for Psygnosis Amiga games.

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Let’s be real though, the pinnacle of great sleeve containing the musical equivalent of Ross from Friends making Joey cry for just shy of an hour…

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I remember being profoundly annoyed when I bought Merzbow’s Pulse Demon after reading a pitchfork review calling it an “incomparable classic” only to realize I had paid for 73 minutes of white noise. But then I figured out how good it was at annoying my friends by sneaking it into the CD carrossel located in the trunk of the car (remember those?) so I came around to actually enjoying it. But 100% I got it for the album art.

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So you listened all the way through then…

Seriously though, one of my all time favourite albums/covers.

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Also, never listen to Pitchfork, they’re full of shit.

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I mean I paid for it! Money was hard to come by back then. Plus I remember I kept thinking that surely there would be a switch up at some point, like the drums would kick in at any moment. Was definitely a right of passage.

yeah, lesson learned :joy:

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I used to listen to it when I was doing my GCSE and A levels revision.

I did do pretty well, so…

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yeah at low volumes it’s actually kind of soothing, like a fuzzy blanket.

Full volume is best, then you get to listen to it forever.

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Great, now I’m listening to it again!

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Get down to specsavers then.

No

For inspiration here’s another example in a different style:

40 minutes of Zappa ‘playing all the notes’ fretwank. Looks like it should be by a band on Touch and Go.

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I just moved to a place where wine is essentially free so I’ll thank you for not confusing me on a weekend night

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