Numbers are just words spelled funny.
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words are just cakes with no flavor.
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Cakes are just symbols without meaning.
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symbols are just cymbals without drums.
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Cymbals are just drums that are drums.
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drums are just numbers that are spelled funny.
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I thought drums were just brakes without rotors.
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Finally, we agree.
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I can’t afford to give up my car. how about one half of a 40.
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it’s only been in the fridge since tuesday.
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Wow! I don’t know what to say, or who to thank.
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who else? the academy. of drums.
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single ding.
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*Single muted ding
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Flat 20oz FTW.
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I might could throw in an unpackaged ding dong but tuesday would be an awfully conservative estimate on that one.
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No need, we’ve got a slightly fresher Ho-Ho and an out-of-date Twinkie in the storage closet. Legal says it’s ok because the expiration dates are illegible.
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