What is the difference with a pigeon?
→ both legs are the same length, but mostly the left one.
(Coluche)
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Duck
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I like my women like I like my coffee - in a cup.
(Stewart Lee)
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People leaving their dogs poo on the pavement has taken a militant turn around here.
I slipped on a dog turd the other day. 5 mins later I saw a geezer slip on the same turd!
I ran over to help and told him “I just did that”…
Then he punched me 
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“Laughter is a serious thing not to be joked about.”
“To be reasonable in all circumstances? You would have to be crazy…”
“How can we identify a doubt with certainty?”
Raymond Devos
@depuratumba Your quotes made me think of Devos, but it’s so hard to translate because of the density of puns…
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Two peanuts were walking down the road and one was a salted.
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