Help me find this song

My memory banks are corrupting and I can’t recall the name! It’s an older house tune, pretty minimal, lyric like this:

I’ve never been here before… I don’t like it
The people are weird… I don’t like it
The lights are too bright… I don’t like it
The music sucks… I don’t like it

Something like that. I can only find a forum post from 2013 where someone is looking for the same song.

Does anyone know who made it and its title?

Wow. A series of lyrics that are fairly common for lyrics.

Good luck, mate!

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