Captain Goodnight America Blackheart at your service center please 
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This text will find my eyes are wide and a new friend will join my pride another sword 
to fight my side, 
but there is no reason for us to hide. This time. 
🩷:black_heart:
Btw I like Metallica now. Or at least metals and other resonant objects.
What am I becoming?
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You must know my in-laws
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Been eating lots of Norwegian Salmon lately trying to calm this stuff down but now the portals open. No wonder I and eye cyant sleepeth. CTHULHU!!! Sorry for yells.
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Old blood noise endeavor lyfe
Getcha one. Or better you bet yet, getcha sum spoons and a thighbone.
K. Bye.
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End of transmission sorry folks further up you’ll find the yolks.
I don’t want to be a pedant, but when the Old Ones return, it won’t be via a Portal, the great city of R’lyeh will rise from under the ocean, whereupon Cthulhu will wake from his death-sleep to retake his place as ruler.
Just saying like.
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The real portal was the existential dread we felt along the way
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When portal opening gets real. Unleash!
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change the size to 200% so I can read it, I’m sure it’s funny
You can click or two to zoom. Don’t worry, it won’t load dangerous incantations into your GPU, probably.
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I already tried. 715 is too small of a fixed size to read on my monitor. I’ll have to download it - and here I thought I could be lazy and still get to read the text 
Cthulhu spy seen recently… sign of things to come.
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let us all hope to be eaten first on that day.
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your in-laws know me!
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I’ve a few questions, but don’t know how to vocalize them.
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A God damned blue blooded American embrace it!
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