Miserable git's general and non-specific (but very inclusive) whingeing thread - If you've got thoughts about stuff, I'm your guy

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Is this thread proof that we’ll get an OT mk3?

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Are miserable gits even relevant in 2023?

I wish he’d implement ‘bitch mode’. This device is just half-assed with ‘whinge mode’.

Don’t get me started on his sound quality…

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The Octatrack should contain more fiber imo

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You’ve spelt “fibre” wrong.

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I just want my portamenglide FFS !

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You’ve spelt “spelled” wrong.

Also “aluminum” only has four syllables. Carry on.

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The number of LFOs on any track of any machine is the number of LFOs needed to reach a satisfactory number of LFOs minus one and it angers me.

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:fu:

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By “song mode” Elektron should know people meant “automatic song generator.” They expect us to learn the device and actually make music ourselves?

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Them’s smelting words!

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Damn…I think I’m one of those… I can’t help but think that constant complaining is the driving force for innovation though. So… you know…just doing my part.

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Maybe everyone should just play this game instead?

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Conversely, the Analog Four always seems to have an extra “hidden” LFO or two that I forget to use, and that angers me. Put em all on a “Page 3” for chrissakes.

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Or make them removable to put into other Elektron devices that don’t have enough LFOs already.

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They should do that for the converters in the OT… but then my SP-16 wouldn’t have any converters.

I’ll see myself out.

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!?

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User error.

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Can you make a quick instructional video on how to correct that please?

Already did.

It’s included as an Easter egg on the OS of the MD MK3.

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