@LyingDalai if your superhuman strength could please merge the next 20 posts into a thread called five o’clock somewhere, it would really help save @Juniper_Steels lovely gardening thread 
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Radishes outside already?
Yeah, they’re fast. They’re ready in about a month. At least the variety we plant, I can’t remember what they’re called…
Did I say tomatoes? I meant, “tomatoes 
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Must not be in a super cold climate I’m guessing. They’d be the first and last thing in my old garden. Quick and hold up strong.
he meant, “tomatoes ”
put the cocktails on stir, I’ma be right thru.
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Portland, Oregon. It got down into the low-teens this winter for a few days and we lost some landscaping plants. A couple years ago we had a few days of 112-116 degrees in a row, bookended by several hot-but-not-as-hot days and I had sprinklers running for 10-12 hours/day just to keep the plants cool. They thrived in the humid microclimate that created. It was the best season ever.
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PA here, gardens usually don’t start till Memorial Day to be safe.
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I’d hope not, it’s five o’clock somewhere
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haha I recognize that glass! your favorite makes another appearance!
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RIGHT HERE, it’s five right here!
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Yep
Yeah, I call it my “drinkin’ glass.” It’s what I put my drinkin’ drinks in when I feel like drinkin’.
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not to confused with your “drunken” glass which displays habitually poor judgement and always feels empty inside.
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Mine usually ends up broken on the floor
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at least there’s no coffee in it!
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Unfortunately there’s no coffee in it!
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oh man I’m sorry we need lyingdalai to gracefully merge the ruined part of your lovely thread into something else already tainted so it can gracefully fade into the mist when we’re done emptying our bowels and cups.
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@shigginpit how the fuck do you derail threads so seamlessly? I just remembered this is the garden thread…that I started…and yet here we are.
I tip my hat and raise my glass to you good sir.
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