Still no cupholders? WTF ELEKTRON!

The Lounge
#1

Another Wednesday goes by, another week with no cupholders update.

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Is it too much to ask that Elektron add a feature that so many customers want and need?

What’s worse is Elektron haven’t even addressed the issue. How hard could it be to publish some sort of road map for when they plan to add cupholders? Not doing so is basically telling all their customers to eat shit.

This is the worst kind of profiteering captialist bullshit, letting me buy a bunch of gear in the expectation that cupholders would be added, then doing nothing to address my expectations whatsoever. I don’t know why they’d deliberately leave out such an important feature, but I’m sure it’s because they’re greedy bastards.

Elektron of 20 years ago would have added cupholders.

Probably something to do with all these synthfluencer bastards and their sponsorship deals with all those hipster drinks coaster companies and their fucking Goan spice infused macadamiachinos. Fuck I’m so angry about synthfluecers. Think of all the cupholders Elektron could afford if they just stopped giving these YouTube conmen free shit.

Fuck you, Elektron, you’re dead to me.

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Update Analog Rytm MK2
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Wait for Superbooth. I’ve heard things, I’m not at liberty to tell but you may be happy then.

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#3

Yeah, but I bet it’ll be some sort of subscription based bullshit.

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#4

You made my day :rofl:

#5

Glad you’re having fun at my expense.

I’m not kidding, the lack of cupholder updates is RUINING MY LIFE.

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#7

Slow day at the office again?

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#8

If I could afford a macadamiachino I might forgive the devs.

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#9

BAAHHHRRR :slight_smile:

#10

I don’t work in an office.

I used to, but I was forced out by the drink coaster lobby.

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#11

But calling someone a spazz is, right?

Because that still hasn’t been removed.

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#12

I don’t like cupholders, I like coasters though, and guess who has coasters?

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#13

I knew Uli was behind this somehow!

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#14

RMR’s not afraid to get political these days, he should do a video about how the drinks coaster lobby are destroying music.

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#15

Even my 5-year-old son has one on his car seat!

#16

Exactly!

Which begs the question, why oh why can’t Elektron implement one?

Because Capitalism, that’s why.

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#18

Just get the one from TE and hook it up.

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#19

That’s just what they want you to do though.

Fucking TE stooges.

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#20

Spat out my coffee. :joy:

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#21

You know like YOU FRIGGEN CARE!?

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