#buadcore
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For spreading it is also important that the next voyager satellite carries the speech on a gold plate in symbolic images. On our planet we must think what is the best method for conservation. I would say good old carving in marble.
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Bauddhism is the way, all others are false paths to enlightenment.
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“What do you despise? By this are you truly known.”
– Buad’Dib
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Is his Baudness still relevant in 2022, and will he russkie up the guys?
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“Though modular is your root, some people would enjoy memory.”
– Buaddha
I don’t have anything to add, it’s just perfect.
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But IS it that strange we haven’t remotely answered with such a synth?
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Buad Pitt gets the job done.
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I put the OP’s text through my 69-stage, 420-layer AI-ML pipeline and got the following response:
Under “2G”, under 1G even. 8 voice poly.
Drugs are fun, but OP should probably consider DMing good friends and exes the next time they decide to fly.
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It truly is beautifully Shakespearean.
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I don’t remember this scene from Elden Ring.
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“Ask not what Buad can do for you, but what you can do for Buad.”
- Abraham Roosevelt
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And I quote from the Book of Buad…
“Well, what do you think, Buad?” I said.
“Think about what?” asked Buad.
“The Tao of Buad, of course.”
“The how of Buad?” asked Buad.
“Do we have to go through that again?” I said.
“Go through what again?” asked Buad.
“The Tao of Buad,” I said.
“What’s the Tao of Buad?”
“You know-the Uncarved Block, the Cottleston Pie Principle, the Buad Way, That Sort of Elektronaut, amd all that.”
“Oh,” said Buad.
“That’s the Tao of Buad,” I said.
“Oh,” said Buad
“How would you describe it?” I asked.
“Well…this just came to me,” he said. “I’ll sing it to you”
“All right.”
“Now, then…(erhum),”
To know the Way,
We go the Way;
We do the Way
The way we do
The things we do.
It’s all there in front of you,
But if you try too hard to see it,
You’ll only become Confused.
I am me,
And you are you,
As you can see;
But when you do
The things that you can do,
You will find the Way,
And the Way will follow you.
“That’s what I think it is,” he said.
“Perfect,” I said. “But you know, don’t you…”
“Know what?” said Buad.
“It’s the same thing.”
“Oh,” said Buad. “So it is.”
And with that, let us rejoice. For it is he who has shown us the Way. Blessed are we who shall no longer dwell in confusion and darkness, but forever shall have the light of the Way, shine upon our paths ahead because of thee.
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For the record I have read the OP 6 times now and it never gets old. This is high art honestly.
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