Anti-Bargains

Justanobservationthatyourspacebarandreturn/enterkeysdontseemtobeworkingonyourkeyboard

(also, I suck at humor, I’ll go back to programming…)

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yourhumorbarworkedsonowithasbeensampled.

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Humor is based entirely on perspective.

I should have guessed you were programming :grinning:

Edit:

It was pretty clever

No ESC
No Space
No Return key

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This item is sold as described.

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I think there’s a high brow joke in there about making art with artistic tools.

And how the tools themselves don’t need to create art and instead being repurposed to be viewed as art themselves.

Almost as if the product itself doesn’t need to work and it says: the buyer doesn’t make the art…I do…

Either that or he farted on it

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This is what’s referred to in the medical field as a “compound fracture”.

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I genuinely didn’t get the compound fracture joke

I’ve posted on reverb but then wanted to end a listing but my old phone only lets me revise listings. The end listing option does not work. So a few times I’ve revised the price insanely high so no one would buy it so I had time to get to a computer to end the listing. A few times I forgot and the listing was ridiculous for a week or two.

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Online people are naturally antagonistic.

Update the price to be 3000 and then say in the description: i changed my mind I don’t want to sell this !!!DO NOT BUY!!!

and thats how you get 3k for a model cycles

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" An open fracture, also called a compound fracture, is a fracture in which there is an open wound or break in the skin near the site of the broken bone."

It means the answer was possibly both and that the evidence was unavoidably jutting out of the open wound.

Apparently there were 2 offers on it and I’m very curious to know what they were.

I wonder what kind of terrible direct marketing one would get if they added the $700,000 neve console to their cart and then just left it in there indefinitely.

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Lol hot dang that was a high brow joke :grinning:

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you asked for high brow and then delivered the fart joke yourself so my line was already taken, I had to do something.

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Lol, im not one for high brow- I’ve got an image to maintain :sunglasses:

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So M8s are $600 on pre-order. Whatcha got for me, Reverb?

Hmm…

Shoot your shot, my dude.

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If that sells, I’m getting the sharpies out and going at it on my Model:Samples.

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That was beautiful!

Listening to it made me really feel like I was an elektronauts mod :smiley:

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Lol! “And hey! Free shipping!”

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