Miserable git's general and non-specific (but very inclusive) whingeing thread - If you've got thoughts about stuff, I'm your guy

I just set fire to my AR for not having slicing and a second LFO like DT. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO ELEKTRON!!!

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Elect Ron would be better.

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Elektronauts, a bunch of spoiled children always asking for more updates and when they have what they want, they only think about themselves crashing the Elektron website because « I want MY candy, fuck the others! ».

On the other hand, Elektron ain’t better by always giving them what they want being afraid that their love will vanish. Pathetic!

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I was going to play my digitone today, but now I can’t even look at it. The thought that DT owners have a newer update than I do makes me sick

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Might as well set it ablaze.

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Can’t believe they didn’t add a crossfader to the DT update.

Fucking Electron, always trying to make me buy two samplers…

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We all know Elektron’s singular business strategy is to withhold features from one device to force you to buy the others. Look at this latest firmware! Perfect example. Unscrupulous capitalists. Right up there with De Beers.

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Unbelievable right? And the worst part is that they released this update FOR FREE. IT’S UTTERLY DISGUSTING.

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They did it as a DIY kit. No soldering. The kit is pretty basic : Digitakt stickers. The only thing you need now is to buy another OT.

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And another DT

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I do not want sample library services integrated into my devices.

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Would you prefer them inserted somewhere more personal?

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Pretty sure everyone’s sampled their farts by now

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My kids are sampling one of mine right now

It’s fucking delightful

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Yeah, integration with a pacemaker would be ideal.

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Which one is to be the unlucky Pacemaker?

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With rabid socialist firmware update policies!! Phooey!

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C wot u did ther.

I demand that the number of LFOs on my Digitakt be modulatable by LFO

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