New Teenage Engineering products

Oh my Christ, is this seriously still going on…?

If a product is launched in the woods and everyone’s fucked off out of boredom, will anyone hear your little Bluetooth speaker?

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Not interested. Sorry marketing dept , you bored me .

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How can one company fuck up this bad…wake me up when ikea releases a new billy board

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Thanks for the chuckle!

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Yup. Noone cares.

I’m still interested. I still care.
Keep refreshing my mail.

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I’m also curios what it will be, I just think it’s a waste of time to speculate.

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looking forward! :slight_smile:

Looking forward to the laugh the eventual reveal will provide!

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electro-acoustic transducer

It’s crazy how fast they destroyed their good reputation and became the laughing stock for a lot of people in just a couple of years.

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you are really going all in, guys!
what if it’s something great?

Then I’ll buy one and eat it.

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From Engadget:

There are also some experimental features that are… curious to say the least. These are found under the “disk” mode setting. At launch this will include a “Karma” feature (that plays mantras and quotes in a creative, psychedelic way); Ambient mode (that plays abstract, meditative soundscapes created by live radio being fed through a synth engine) and Metronome mode — which simply plays a repetitive grandfather “tik-tok” sound at any tempo you desire.

:rofl: this thing is going to get an incredible amount of grief!

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I’m afraid you’re going to be right.

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600 euro notes for a radio. Oh dear!

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Oh man.

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Another £400 for the bag and strap. Christ! Def going to need (deserve?!) that karma mode if you splash cash on this.

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I can’t stop laughing, oh God… :laughing:

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