Still no cupholders? WTF ELEKTRON!

I always thought it would be good to run an aluminum link or heat pipe from the old original 5V Pentium CPUs to a little hot plate on the top of PCs. :slight_smile:

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You should try screaming into your pillow every morning before breakfast. It’s does wonders for the soul!

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This paragraph is the most beautiful thing I’ve read on this forum.

Thank you for that

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Did you order from outside EU? Thought this was in every box:

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Have you tried making beats that are :fire::fire::fire:?

When you do, can you teach me?

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I can see good reasons for and against cupholders on Elektron products, which i will fluctuate between being more important based on the following criteria:

  1. Whichever way the thread leans, I’ll argue the opposite
  2. Whatever seems like the more fun side to be on
  3. Whichever side people are more sensitive about, I’ll take the opposing side(but I repeat 2)

I could give or take cupholders, honestly. But my main goal is watching people light themselves on fire. If that means the forum has to be a chaotic mess for the mods- so be it.

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I disagree!

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souptakt.

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Enter a soup minestrone with Souptakt. Analog and Digital sautéing. Crumbs and marmalade. In full fusion flavours.

All your soup crafting, simmering, and pressure cooking needs are fulfilled, in an all-round soup mega bowl that fits in your lap. Souptakt is a borscht specialist, full of percussive potatoes, but its four onions and eight cantaloupes can be used for mocha, haggis, and bacon sounds too. Experience epic soup from the past, pulling others into the soup from the future.

The soups of soup are never-souping, the neon soups are soup-soup, its undersaucepan is fathomless. Discover worlds within soups. Adore soup. Explore gazpacho.

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I wasn’t TALKING to YOU! No one cares what you have to say!

Literally no one asked!

(And then I’ll play off this response with some general off the cuff jokes about you that I have no way of confirming their validity)

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This is true!

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(I feel like we dodged a paradox, only to end up in an enigma)

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Googling paradox and enigma definitions now. Big stupid words make brain hurt more.

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Its crazy how you can trick people into thinking you’re smart by just pulling out a couple $5 words from time to time :grinning:

(I’m actually a colossal moron)

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I can’t afford that shit

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Have we now forgotten about the power handle?
Really?

Who’s to say what the world would look like had that been a success.

Think about it.
I haven’t.

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Those couldn’t even hold a cup.
Some people got hurt. So Elektron had to recall all of these defective handles.

Except mine, that still works flawlessly as long as you don’t put batteries in it.

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