Still no cupholders? WTF ELEKTRON!

you’ll pay 500 just for the proprietary TE cigarettes.

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You’re in luck. My mod team can do it for $11.46 plus shipping. Fully insured for one week.

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how many 8 year olds are on your team. I’m consulting the labor laws so make sure you count all of them.

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Like, room treatment

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For your information they are 11 sir.
Here’s an image of them during down time.
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I am shocked…

There is, indeed, a Teenage Engineering cupholder we all can buy:

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kickstarter now open to compete with TE, I believe that I and the jdaddyaz mod team have developed the perfect instrument. Currently working towards adding polyphony by promised shipping date.

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Indeed that is correct! Our dedicated, hardworking staff of experts is ready to take your orders now!
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But why doesn’t it have Overbridge yet?

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New Decksaver cup holder dust cover available in clear or smoked.

Tailor-made to exacting standards to fit specific cup holders like a glove.

£97.00

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I can assure you our team is currently working towards developing that very exciting, and much in demand feature. I beg for your patience as our talented staff juggle 12 hour work days, elementary/primary school, and computer programming classes at the local Community College. Fear not though, we are hastily making progress everyday, and will soon be able to offer you this eagerly requested feature!

Another year, another shit fucking box that loads of people asked for.

BUT STILL NO FUCKING CUPHOLDERS.

THIS IS THE DEATH OF INNOVATION

Elektron have just ensured their own demise. Not doing that thing that I really wanted them to do definitely means they’re a terrible business destined for bankruptcy.

I mean, what sort of company responds to user requests?

Idiots.

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DT+ got cup holders. come gettem.

p lockable so yer drink don’t spill.

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Some of these posts/reactions to new releases really do read like trolly copy pasta.

Can’t put your pasta down WITHOUT FUCKING CUPHOLDERS THOUGH!!!

YOU’RE JUST GOING TO END UP BURNING YOUR HAND!

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I bet the cup holders won’t hold my big gulp. FML!

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I just need it to hold this cup.

so I don’t burn my hand on pasta.

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