Oh I forgot maybe my biggest one at the moment-
- 55%+ swing: I can’t even listen to most House anymore. Let machines sound like machines already.
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My 303 holy trinity: Hardfloor, Emmanuel Top, and classic goa trance of 1994–1996 (the latter has many of super nice overdriven parts).
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Ya’ll some cranky geese
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This thread has been enjoyable. I’m surprised there isn’t more contempt for autotune.
Also, it would appear that by our own estimations as a community, we all write absolute shit tunes. 
Oh, and I cannot stand footwork. It sounds like a solution looking for a problem.
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This is a strange circle jerk.
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those berlin dub techno chord stabs can get in the fkn sea too
Ahahah I started to do it but something held me. I never had a machine before and i’ll stick with this upper right corner lift up i guess 
Ah yes I forgot…
DEATH TO AUTO TUNE.
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Boatloads of pentatonic Blue Minor - out in the real world
See what I did there?
Excellent Berlin dub techno E.P. title
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crash cymbals
“ooh - look something exciting has happened. And again. And again.”
stop. just stop.
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I’ll go one further than just 303. ANY stupidly high resonance filter sweep sounds like garbage to me. The ones you hear in every single synth demo ever 
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Ain’t that the way it should be? You know, constructive criticism. To paraphrase George Carlin, ”My shit is stuff and their stuff is shit.” 
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The “drop”. Especially after high-pass filtering everything in a “build up”.
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Kettel is great!
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ah come on, this song uses a 303 and its a banger
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Would be better without that resonant squelch!
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Brilliant. The song title, the subject of this thread. It’s all too perfect.
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Just wondering if the mods can lock @craig’s account, since he’s clearly not of sound mind or reasoning. If someone can do a wellness check on him that’d be great too. I hear Malta’s nice this time of year.
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If 2020 had some sparkle left this ruined the last bit imo:
Sorry for sharing btw, tissues are send to all y’all
CENSORSHIP! I could add it to my CV tho. Banned from Elektronauts since 2020. Reason: insanity.
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