Gear ideas the world isn't ready for?

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#61

typical.

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#62

Reminds me of something Matmos did. A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure, where they sampled surgery sounds. Really strange. EDIT: referring to the OP, the dead stuff

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#63

Some of these ideas are ridiculous. I’m baffled, annoyed, and frightened just reading about them. Synthesizer shoe horn? Uhhh, ok. How about a talcum powder reverb unit?

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#64

As long as it doesn’t feature sounds of a root canal…

#65

What about a eurorack system that you lay down in like a MRI. I mean, eurorack already excels at making those sorts of sounds, so…

#66

Clownshoe Dub Siren, my newest psych rock act…

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#67

Dude, I’ve been rocking one for years now.
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Before you ask, you can totally hear the difference between genuine leather and faux leather.

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#68

the fact that you just staged that photo for the continuation of this joke makes you a superhero in my book.

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#69

Looking at that photo I can nearly smell the sounds…

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#70

Excuse me sir, but for your information I clean my feet once a week.

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#71

This is commonly referred to as an olfactory hallucination and is highly ill advised in regard to matters of foot and loafer.

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#72

Or synesthesia. Either way, best to be avoided.

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#73

if you are experiencing synesthesia due to the smell of feet I fear for your traumatic past in acquiring such associative disorders! brings new meaning to the term nostalgia!

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#74

I remember nostalgia! I used to love that shit!

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#75

I thought a person only got that from eating tripe that has gone off.

#76

I think that’s just the bubble guts.

But don’t make light of the BG’s cuz in some countries that’s fatal!

#77

Speaking of feet…and I am very much not that person and would rather not but… it does make me wonder why synth manufacturers don’t make knobs to be controlled by them.

Joking aside I do wish someone would make a device to process audio through a bowl of oatmeal that wasn’t as messy as the traditional way.

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#78

Daniel Day Lewis just signed on to the project.

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#79

This exchange made it painfully obvious that it’s yet another one of life cruelties to know that we will never get rich off of this shtick.

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#80

speak for yourself, I just stuck 3 piezo mics and a ladder filter in a bowl of oatmeal then wrote a letter of intent to the US patent office while you were typing your response.

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